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shutupmerlin:

My grandmother grew up in this tiny village in Barbados, and she was the only kid in the village to have a cricket bat. She used to play with all the boys, but then they started stealing the bat every time she bought it out of the house and saying that she couldn’t play because girls shouldn’t play sport. So one day she invited them to come play cricket, then set fire to the bat and made them watch it burn, so none of them could play cricket anymore. She was 11.   

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marinasdragon:

jeanpaul-sophie-ranier:

miakosamuio:

I love how much we all love everything about Harry Potter.

Like this is a gif of Harry untying his shoe, and we’re all like FUCK YEAH HARRY UNTYING HIS SHOE CHECK OUT HIS SHOE-TAKING-OFF SKILLZ YOU GO BOY!

it has literally gotten to the point that this fandom needs new material so bad that we are all reblogging a picture of harry untying his shoe

he’s not even using magic or anything

but I mean seriously those are some mad lace untying skills

#datsexyhair

(Source: disillusionedcupotea)

‎*Mom hands me phone to answer*

  • Me:

    Hello?

  • Telemarketer:

    Hello, is your mother home?

  • Me:

    I have no mother.

  • Her:

    Well can I speak to your father?

  • Me:

    Yeah, which one?

  • Her:

    Which one is home?

  • Me:

    Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.

  • Her:

    Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?

  • Me:

    No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.

  • Her:

    So who's Antonio?

  • Me:

    I just told you, Carlos's ex.

  • Her:

    So Carlos was cheating?

  • Me:

    Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.

  • Her:

    So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?

  • Me:

    No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.

  • Her:

    So Mark wasn't cheating?

  • Me:

    I never said that.

  • Her:

    Yes, yes you did!

  • Me:

    No I didn't.

  • Her:

    Y-yes! You did!

  • Me:

    Did what?

  • Her:

    Y-you- Never mind have a nice day, goodbye.

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