February 2012
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College Quotes: Text Edition
Andrew: Would any fair maiden be so kind as to bring me some liquid refreshment and possibly a comestible shortly before the battle of the dorms this evening?
Me: At what hour shall the fair maiden bestow said refreshments to thee, sir knight?
Andrew: Tis in the message. Before the battle before I ride with my faithful steed (referring to his steadicam)
Me: You shall be provided with sustenance.
Andrew: Hoorraa
Me: Your nourishment and libations are on the way m'lord.
He sent this text to 3 people. A few hours later we all showed up and brought him an entire meal. One from Taco Bell, one from Dunkin Donuts, and one from Chik-fil-a. Ask and you shall receive.
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Taco Bell stepped up their game
Because this is the best xxl burrito ive ever had.
kcmademedoit asked: Hey! So how many Quotable College Quotes have you put on here? Been noticing a few *familiar* things. :P
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My friends: I think we already have.
College Quotes
Holly: Wanna kiss me? I taste like nasty nyquil.
Holly's boyfriend: ...
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“Me/You? The best ship in the universe.”
ageoldcontradiction:
“Me/You? The best ship in the universe.”
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Michael Jackson alive: "Ew that fucking pedophile what a horrible person"
Michael Jackson dead: "LONG LIVE THE KING OF POP HE WILL BE MISSED WE LOVE YOU MJ"
Amy Winehouse alive: "That slutty heroin addict needs to just drop dead already"
Amy Winehouse dead: "Ugh she was such a great talent, taken so young. Rest in peace, Amy ♥"
Whitney Houston alive: "Stupid crackwhore. What a fucking moron."
Whitney Houston dead: "I am in tears, she was taken so soon. Her voice will live on. She was so wonderful and talented."
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Realization
I believe as I’ve gotten older, I have only become nerdier.
And I’m ok with that.
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